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originally by the Bee Gees, but now adapted by Doc Fraiser
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns –
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won’t look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips’ effect on man.
Whether you're a colonel or whether you're a major,
I’ll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
Well now, if you get low I’ll keep you high,
and if I can't work miracles, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm the Stargate doc and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
You’ll live to see another day.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips’ effect on man.
Whether you're a linguist or whether you're a jaffa,
I’ll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
‘Gate got ya’ nowhere? I’m here to help you.
I’m here to help you, yeah.
‘Gate got ya’ nowhere? I’m here to help you.
I’m here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm the Stargate doc: no time to talk.
Zat gun blasts; staff weapon burns –
They get kicked around; no one ever learns.
But now it's all right. It's OK.
I won’t look the other way.
I can try to understand
A Stargate trips’ effect on man.
Whether you're a general or whether you're a sergeant,
I’ll keep you stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the Stargate breakin' and the mountain is shakin',
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive!
‘Gate got ya’ nowhere? I’m here to help you.
I’m here to help you, yeah.
‘Gate got ya’ nowhere? I’m here to help you.
I’m here to help you, yeah. Stayin' alive!